In fact, they have cash at the ready, to bolster the attention their candidate hasn't been receiving, at least without mention of dubious accusations about the impression some over-zealous spammers are having on the political process. Yes, it seems Ron-bots are packing Visa.

 Ron Paul, Ron Paul, while Ron Paul Ron Paul.

Now I feel a little better about just shamelessly owning that blatant endorsement of some guy with two first names, instead of pretending I'm pissed under the guise of being impartial.

That's right Google AdWords, Ron Fucking Paul.

Et tu Jon Stewart? I guess we can forgive him since he's actually had Ron Paul on the show and didn't pre-spin his answers before he had a chance to speak.

So I was skimming the headlines on CNN (because I'm sadistic) and I found this gem of an editorial on how Americans don't spend any substantial time on looking into presidential candidates. To that I give an enthusiastic "duh!" and if I were to distill the rest of it down, it'd go like this:

Ok, so it's been a really long time since I've genuinely had fun playing video games. I bought the Wii and had the highest expectations for it (maybe too high) and while I wasn't disappointed outright, I was a little underwhelmed.

I saw this just a few minutes ago and couldn't resist. The Bride of Chucky in her most Burnsian posture. Very LOLsecritaryofstatian.

I'M IN UR DIPLOMACY SANDBAGGING UR RELATIONS!

OK, I'll stop now.

So I see based on the ads that Google has been serving up on this site that we apparently run a morally upright and white establishment. In reality, it's quite rife with sin and blackness and schnauzers.

Anne Coulter isn't my bag baby! Really she isn't!

Ok, on a frigid enough night stranded in the Siberian permafrost, but then it wouldn't be entirely unlike the way Luke used that tantan to keep warm. Likewise, I to thought they only smelled bad on the outside.

So umm... things haven't been getting updated with any regularity on this site. (Who didn't see it coming? Seriously?) Yeah, I've been busy. My new XBOX 360 doesn't play itself, y'know.